Alan Carr is usually game for a larf when it comes to Heat Magazine's annual 'Stars Dress Up' photo shoot. But, my, hasn't Louis Walsh outdone himself. I know his face looks superimposed on, but that's actually him in a dress which - as it turns out - is nicer than the one Cheryl Cole wore. Look at the nice sheen off it. And aren't his legs only lovely. Seriously, they're lovelier than mine.
You can see who else trussed themselves up to emulate a memorable look from 2011 in Heat tomorrow - 'cause us Irish have to wait another day for it to be shipped over t'wahar.