*sighs* "Another day, another catwalk. Hey, at least it's for New York Fashion Week and it's Naomi Campbell's Fashion For Relief - Haiti show. It's nice to do something meaningful for a change. I mean, all I do is walk up and down these things, it's too simp-WHHOAP! OH. MY. GOD. SMILE! That's right, SMILE, defuse the situation, and if I don't smile that model behind me's going to look like a right smug wagon and I don't want that. We're such good friends in the modelling world, you see. Just keep smiling.... and get up... and smiling, and walking... D'you know what, b*ll*cks to these death traps. I don't get paid enough for this sh*t. And smiiiiile."

Seemingly Agy fell twice during this particular catwalk strut. The WENN photographer probably only started taking photos of the second topple, however, as we can only charter one fall in this picture sequence. Then again, this shot keeps confusing me, followed by the usual bout of blackout for self-preservation purposes.... I just... what... *peers*... are those... is that a *head bangs off keyboard*