This segment pretty much wrote itself. Choose from any of the wonderful headlines below to remind yourself that celebrity fact is the greatest fiction of them all. If that makes sense. And in the greatest tabloid tradition, 2011 has certainly been up there at the top and underlined in bold. 'Freddie Star Ate My Hamster' eat your heart out…
Enrique Iglesias: I have the smallest penis in the world.
'Bono's Cock is on the Rampage...' According to Joe Duffy
Paltrow Would 'Rather Smoke Crack' Than Eat Cheese...
Gordon Ramsay's Porno Dwarf Doppleganger Dies in Badger Den
Rihanna's Bangers Upset Bangor Farmer...
Wild Beast on Rampage in RTE...
Pete Tong Gets Restraining Order Against Massive Attack Crooner
