Elizabeth Kim

Elizabeth Kim was raised in the swamps of Louisiana by a family of gators. They taught her, ""when in doubt, use them chompers."" At school, Liz was so captivated by books that she crawled into a cave and spent ten years inside, reading.

When she came out, full of knowledge like Plato's Philosopher King, she was immediately blinded by the sun. Luckily, she was able to grow her own eyeballs on the backs of mice using stem cells. Upon regaining her vision, a drunken homeless gentleman at the Hollywood Walk of Fame told Liz that if you write words in screenplay form, an actor might say them. He then proceeded to pee on Billy Wilder's Star. Liz subsequently enrolled in Screenwriting at AFI.