Look, it's important to underline from the start this is a theory and not established fact.
Still, when you read the facts and look at the images, it could potentially make sense. JK, of course not.
We all know that Taylor Swift is easily one of the most recognisable women in the world today and, of course, anyone who looks remotely like her must be some sort of sleeper agent for the Church of Satan.
Right? D'uh, of course. Wake up, sheeple.
The theory, which has a lot of believers, is that Taylor Swift is actually a regenerated High Priestess of the Church of Satan, who was born Zeena LaVey. Here's an image of Zeena LaVey from the late '80s on Good Morning LA...
And here's Taylor Swift in the music video to Shake It Off, which currently has 1.6 billion views on YouTube.
You'll notice that there is some slight facial similarities between them, but the fact is that that Taylor Swift would have most likely been a child when the original interview took place. Also, there is no verifiable proof that Satanist magic can actually take twenty years off your face.
Not only that, Zeena LaVey now lives in Berlin, has given public interviews as recently as 2013 and doesn't look like or sound like Taylor Swift.
Of course, we have no documented proof that Taylor Swift is NOT a Satanist and the pop singer has never formally announced herself as one, so the theory still holds that Taylor Swift could possibly be a Satanist High Priestess. Moreover, we've never seen Taylor Swift and Zeena LaVey in the same room together.
So, y'know, it COULD be true. Or not. Probably not.