Look, Rihanna is great. She has kick ass catchy songs, knows how to have the craic, and is gorgeous. But even a superstar can’t do everything.
Today the legend that is Rihanna turns 31. We look back on the ‘Rihanna can’t wink’ thread from a couple of years back to mark the occasion.
It reminds us that the popstar is only human after all. Plus it's frickin hilarious.
🚨 Rihanna can't wink: A mini thread 🚨
— broke but woke (@NotAgainBen) August 26, 2016
No that's two eyes Robyn pic.twitter.com/nIDRMLK4J6
— broke but woke (@NotAgainBen) August 26, 2016
It started with such hope but nope, that's a blink pic.twitter.com/GzwwcjyaPz
— broke but woke (@NotAgainBen) August 26, 2016
This looks like a wink but on closer inspection... nope, blink pic.twitter.com/pOwy2hxl48
— broke but woke (@NotAgainBen) August 26, 2016
You see Rihanna's method is to close both eyes and then open one before the other which... well that's not winking pic.twitter.com/M0MIyWjoLm
— broke but woke (@NotAgainBen) August 26, 2016
She goes in with her left eye BUT THAT GODDAMN RIGHT ONE can't let it go and live. pic.twitter.com/E3XIdcMxTH
— broke but woke (@NotAgainBen) August 26, 2016
RIHANNA STOP FUCKING BLINKING pic.twitter.com/sVGHcoOluX
— broke but woke (@NotAgainBen) August 26, 2016
It's like she just gave up here pic.twitter.com/Vbmcx3HyqM
— broke but woke (@NotAgainBen) August 26, 2016
This is better but see that other eye noT LETTING THE OTHER ONE BE FREE pic.twitter.com/5rhk5TjdjZ
— broke but woke (@NotAgainBen) August 26, 2016
Y'all think she winking but she's goddamn blinking fgs rih pic.twitter.com/dxWevnJOHa
— broke but woke (@NotAgainBen) August 26, 2016
So yeah, she's a queen in life but Robyn Rihanna Fenty can't wink. Who knew?
FIN.
— broke but woke (@NotAgainBen) August 26, 2016
