The winners of last night's ridiculous annual backslapping for anyone they can book to show up Q Awards, held in London's Grosvenor House Hotel, are as follows:

Best Act in the World: Coldplay
Best Album: Coldplay - 'Viva La Vida or Death and All His Friends'
Best Live Act: Kaiser Chiefs
Best Video:
Vampire Weekend - 'A-Punk'
Best Track: Keane - 'Spiralling'
Breakthrough Artist: Duffy
Best New Act: The Last Shadow Puppets
Outstanding Contribution Award: David Gilmour
Q Idol Award: Grace Jones
Q Innovation in Sound Award: Massive Attack
Q Legend Award: Glen Campbell
Q Inspiration Award: Cocteau Twins
Q Icon Award: Adam Ant
Classic Song Award: Meatloaf - Bat Out of Hell' (written by Jim Steinman)
Classic Songwriter Award: John Mellencamp