Every year, I bleat on about how the MTV Europe Music Awards are essentially redundant as all the performing acts are largely American, 95% of the winners are American, and really it's just another reason for American mainstream acts to celebrate themselves in a different setting. This year was no different. Apart from the setting, which was Frankfurt.
As ever, we have a red carpet gallery in our Gossip Section. But firstly, here are your winners. As has become the norm, Taylor Swift(ly vanishing before our very eyes) and Justin Bieber won the most gongs - although One Direction did give them a run for their millions.
Best Song: Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe
Best Female: Taylor Swift
Best Male: Justin Bieber
Best Pop: Justin Bieber
Best New Act: One Direction (that would be 'new' to Americans, given they've been knocking around for a couple of years now)
Best Live Act: Taylor Swift
Best Hip Hop: Nicki Minaj
Best Rock: Linkin Park
Best Electronic: David Guetta
Best Alternative: Lana Del Rey
Best Video: Psy - Gangnam Style
Best Look: Taylor Swift
Best World Stage: Justin Bieber
Biggest Fans: One Direction
Best Push: Carly Rae Jepsen
Best Worldwide Act: Han Geng, China
>MTV EMA red carpet gallery: Klum, Kardashian, Geldof, Loreen, Jedward, Jepsen, Keys