We'll say one thing: Lily Allen's forthcoming memoir is shaping up to be quite the read, if her recent comments are anything to go by.

Liam Gallagher 'mile high club' story aside, we already know that Allen is a no-holds-barred kind of person on social media - and her latest tweet proves just that.

Responding to a fan question about the best reason she's ever been kicked out of an event, she revealed that she once mistakenly took what she thought was cocaine at the Glamour awards, but was actually ketamine - and was subsequently kicked out of the bash for 'being in a k hole'.

Pictures from 2008 have since surfaced of the pink-haired pop star being carried out of the ceremony by bodyguards - award still in hand - so we're assuming that's the year she's talking about.

Okay, Lily, you've sold us. Just publish the damn thing already. She's also doing a pretty good job of drumming up publicity for her new album 'No Shame', out next month...

 

Even comedian Alan Carr remembers the night in question...