As ever this year, Glastonbury sold out in the blink of an eye and a flurry of server crashes before its headliners had even been announced. Then came news that, yes, U2 would make up for cancelling last year's slot due to Bono's back injury, and return to headline in 2011. Not only that but the awesome Beyonce would take to the now infamous Pyramid Stage ahead of the release of a new album this summer. And there were more megastar names to come - Coldplay, The Chemical Brothers, Elbow, Fleet Foxes, Primal Scream and Ireland's increasingly popular favourites Two Door Cinema Club among them. Yes, as usual, the line up for Glastonbury 2011 would be all the best acts from all the other festivals brought together for one wild weekend in Somerset in June.

Yesterday came the list ticketholders have been waiting for - the full line up - and boy, it's a whopper. Some of the biggest new names include Morrissey, Paul Simon, Queens of the Stone Age and BB King. Seriously, BB King!!! Of course, for most of us this news is kind of redundant. At this point you either have your ticket or you don't, unless you hoping to be one of the lucky few who'll nab a resale ticket when returns go on sale this Sunday April 17th at 9am. Sorry to burst your bubble but there's about as much chance as of winning the bleedin' Euromillions. Ok, so that's not statistically true, but you get the idea - very, very, very unlikely.

But for the sake of those jammy enough to already have their tickets tucked away neatly at home, below is the full line up. The rest of us are green with envy...