A difficult album to review without using swear words or exclaimation marks, this one, it would serve as a perfect birthday present for the guy who ran over your dog. Europop gone badly, mind-wrenchingly awry, a song like 'Halloween' really tears the arse out of your patience with those who churn out this kind of inanity. O.K, so it's a bit crazier than your standard Euro-Pop - but pushing the boundaries of that genre is like pissing in a sink - it's different, but it ain't good. And they want us to join a common European defence force!