It's a film. About a cat. A talking cat.

Look, (sigh), we have to post this stuff - but it doesn't mean we like it. It's a talking cat. That looks like it's cross all the time. Amazing. Just incredible.

But does that HONESTLY deserve a film? Is it actually worth devoting 90 minutes of your life to? We're not saying you have to do something worthwhile with those 90 minutes, but you can spend it on something better than this.

And Aubrey Plaza? Come on, girl. We thought you were better than this. Whatever about the owners of this cat wanting to milk it for all its worth, fine. But you? You could have been something. Now this will tar your career.

Years from now, when you win a Best Actress Oscar and look back on your glittering career, this will stick in your mind.

Ugh. Just watch the trailer already.