What do you get when you combine Lady Gaga, Charlie Sheen (or should we say Carlos Estevez?) Danny Trejo, Mel Gibson, Michelle Rodriguez, Jessica Alba, Vanessa Hudgens and Amber Heard to name but a few? Eh, Machete Kills, that's what.

The first trailer for Robert Rodriguez's sequel to 2010's Machete sees the mercenary teaming up with the US government in an attempt to take down a Mexican arms dealer. We could say more about the plot, but we're still trying to recover from the action packed trailer for the movie, which just so happened to drop in the last 24 hours. Yes, that is Sofia Vergara shooting bullets from her bra. This is either going to be incredibly dodgy, or one of the best ensemble crackpot action flicks ever.

Machete Kills hits cinema screens in the US in September, with an Irish release date yet to be confirmed. Keep your eyes peeled for news of Carlos Estevez...