Wanted and Night/Day Watch director Timur Bekmambetov will direct a brand spanking new version of Moby Dick; where the giant ship-wrecking sperm whale will wreak havoc on some more fishermen. Empire is reporting that a script is currently being penned, and the mental Russian director will take the helm after completing work on Wanted 2. Apparently the new version will be much wider in scope, while Ahab will be more of a charismatic leader, than obsessive head case. Hey, I have an idea; what about Jaws Vs Moby Dick, where they're both put in a specially altered paddling pool and forced to duke it out to the death for a juicy seal, or swimmer? Paul WS Anderson is written all over it, while Brett Ratner's people are scheduling a meeting as I type...