Fifty Shades of Grey nears our cinema screens, with the best-selling adaptation being unleashed on screens this February 14th.
To tide you over, here's a quick glimpse of the rest of the cast. With our own added captions, just for funsies.
Eloise Mumford looks like she's just been told the plot to the film she's starring in.
Hello Rita? Yes, 1950's here. No, you can keep the hair. We don't want it back.
Grace Trevelyan Grey - if that doesn't sound like a Bond villain, we don't know what does.
If this guy was from Tipperary, he'd be Carrick-on-Suir Grey.
Fifty Shades of Grey is released worldwide on February 14th, 2015.
