Transformers director and the godfather of explosion porn, Michael Bay, has taken to his website to defend his recently announced Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot.
See, the aul' turtles in this version will have a background not of this world, which has seen the usual array of internet fanboys get their superman jocks in a twist. Bay responded with "Fans need to take a breath, and chill. They have not read the script. Our team is working closely with one of the original creators of Ninja Turtles to help expand and give a more complex back story. Relax, we are including everything that made you become fans in the first place. We are just building a richer world." So in other words, "chill the f**k out, I don’t see anyone else trying to make this movie NEEEEEEERDs" etc.
Wrath of the Titans, and general helmer for hire, Jonathan Liebesman, is being linked with the project.
