Ashton Kutcher is set to star in the action/comedy Five Killers, for 21 and Legally Blonde director Robert Luketic. According to Variety, the plot will follow a former hit man whose life is turned upside down (even more so than for the regular hit man, obviously) because someone from his past has paid a group of killers to bump him off. I'm not buying Kutcher as a professional assassin for a second; he still looks like he crushes beer cans on his forehead, no matter how old he is. Although, when I think hit man, I can't help but think John Cusack in the brilliant Grosse Point Blank. Luketic just wrapped romantic comedy The Ugly Truth with Gerard Butler and Katherine Heigl, while Kutcher is coming off  a much needed hit in What Happens In Vegas.