The world has changed since Eleanor Tiernan was doing fake court reports on Irish Pictorial Weekly. Back then contactless was just someone who wore glasses. We have bigger problems than the Troika stealing our chicken fillet rolls now. Conspiracy theories like "Are cats just something the phone companies made up to take up space on our phones?" and "Is it true that Ryanair's campaign against middle seats came from an epidemic of strangers giving each other dead legs on flights?" and "Is there such a thing as Irish Privilege? ". Join Eleanor as she takes a jaunt around this brave new world we have created and wonders if humanity is just at an awkward age.