For fans of Splinter, Shredder, Bebop and Rocksteady, April O'Neil and the like, you're out of luck.

This is core Turtles only - we're talking Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael and Michaelangelo. Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle you chose as a child spoke deeply to your personality and image. Leonardo was the all-rounder, solid and dependable whereas Raphael was the wise-cracking, sarcastic type. Donatello, sure, he was brainy whilst Michaelangelo was a flake.

In a sense, they're all personality archetypes which is why we've come up with this stringent, psychologically-evaluated*, personality test to determine who your preferred Mutant Ninja Turtle is.

Take a look.

(*Not even real. Not at all. Not even a little a bit.)