We couldn't fit it into the headline, but there's also Jean-Claude Van Damme and Christopher Lambert (remember Highlander?) in there as well - so, really, you know what to expect from this.

Kickboxer: Retaliation was a reboot of the 1989 film and was directed by John Stockwell, who most audiences will know as the pilot who freaked out at the start of Top Gun - Cougar, for trivia fans at home. Retaliation did well enough for producers to greenlight a second AND THIRD film, so here we are - talking about a film that'll probably never get a theatrical release in Ireland, but nonetheless mentioning it because when else are you going to see Ronaldinho, Mike Tyson, Christopher Lambert and Jean-Claude Van Damme in the same film together?

Come to think of it, who knew that Ronaldinho acted? Unless you count Goal II: Living The Dream - which we don't. Do we need to talk about plot here? Maybe subtext or message? Nope. The real question is why does Jean-Claude Van Damme have a pipe.

Yes, he has a pipe in this trailer.

Watch the video if you don't believe us. Don't be surprised if this turns up on Netflix in a couple of months.