Liam Neeson's lovely, distinctive voice is perfect for bed-time stories, right?
After all, those dulcet Ballymena tones couldn't possibly be used for harm, right? Have you been living under a rock for the past few years?
Neeson was on Jimmy Kimmel earlier in the week to promote his new film, Run All Night.
Whilst there, Neeson was invited to read a bed-time story for all the boys and girls watching.
Aww. Maybe not after you watch this.
Also, that smile at the end is genuinely disturbing. That's probably the same smile he uses right before he breaks your arm.