Although it tells us exactly zero about the story, what this trailer for a trailer of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom does tell us is that cardio is exceptionally important when you're on Isla Nublar.
Also, since when did Isla Nublar have a volcano? Is that a volcano? Or is it just some other kind of naturally-forming magma displacement event? Also, good to see that Bryce Dallas Howard is out of those heels and into something a bit more practical, too.
Full trailer lands on Thursday and we'll have a full breakdown on Friday, but in the meantime, here's the 15-second trailer for a trailer.