Jean-Claude Van Damme and Vinnie Jones are to team up on an action film called Weapons, which, somewhat unsurprisingly, will be about two Assassins at the top of their game, who must team-up to off some bad guys. The film is to be helmed by director-for-hire Russell Mulcahy (Highlander, the last Resident Evil film), and seems like it is destined for a DVD shelf near you soon. Despite his new found level of respect for starring in the subversive, warped biopic JCVD, Van Damme turned down a gig in the now shooting Sylvester Stallone action epic The Expendables - which would seem like a very silly career move on his part. But hey, who knows, maybe this will blow our minds *coughs* probably not. Mulcahy last directed the cracking looking Give Em Hell, Malone, starring the ever awesome Thomas Jane