There is to, inexplicably, be a remake of the Kevin Costner/Whitney Huston flick, The Bodyguard.

There is no director, star or script in place as of yet, but The Hollywood Reporter are saying that this film will feature an Iraq War Veteran as the lead bloke, probably guarding someone like Britney Spears at the hairdressers. The original film started out as a vehicle for Steve McQueen and Diana Ross, but spent years waiting to be made.

Timothy Olyphant for the Bodyguard and Missy Peregrym as the singer/actress. Just because I'm Brokeback for the former, and fancy the latter on an epic scale. But it'll probably be Rihanna and some random beefcake.