The Baster - a film about a woman being artificially inseminated, starring Jennifer Aniston and Jason Bateman - was never going to be a highbrow affair, but we didn't think it could stoop to ridiculing the obese and pustule ridden.

The following open call casting notice was posted on Craigslist:

Grant Wilfley Casting is seeking the following for EXTRA work for the Feature Film, The Baster starring Jennifer Aniston and Jason Bateman:
- A heavy set women who is able to ride a bike and comfortable in provocative wardrobe who is comfortable having profanities shouted at her
- A woman with a round face, small eyes, and upturned nose who is comfortable having profanities shouted out at her in a comedic scene
- A rail thin teen boy with bad skin, bad acne
(who, we're guessing, will also need to be comfortable at having expletives screamed at him)

Please respond with current snap shot photos, NOT A HEADSHOT, along with your sizes and the best number to reach you at to, [email protected] Please write the role for which you are responding to in the subject line.
Location: Manhattan
Compensation: PAID
Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
Please, no phone calls about this job!
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

Heavy set - check. Provocative wardrobe - check. Can't ride a bike but willing to learn - check. Now, where's my camera...

Sheena McGinley

(Mike Sheridan is away)