If we eye-rolled any harder when we first heard about this, our retinas would have detached.
Yes, there really is a film in the works about Pez Dispensers, those chalky sweets that pop out of the head of some licensed character.
There's no director, writer or actor stupid enough to attach themselves to the film as of yet, but we're guessing Adam Sandler and / or Andy Dick are waiting by their phones for the call.
Director-wise? Uwe Boll? Michael Bay? God, imagine a Pez Dispenser movie directed by Michael.
Live footage captured at entertainment.ie when we heard about the Pez Dispenser movie
Nah, f**k this. We're done now. That's basically it from us. We're wrapping this all up, we're going home to rethink our careers.
A F**CKING PEZ DISPENSER MOVIE. Yeah. We're done.
So long, everybody. Thanks for reading us down through the years. We heard about this Pez Dispenser thing and decided that was it.