Orlando Bloom has crawled out from under that rock he's been living under long enough to confirm that he won't be appearing in Pirates of the Caribbean 4. Hilariously, he's indicating that it was HIS choice.

"I had a great time making those movies. I just really also wanted to do different things, but I think it's going to be great. Whatever Johnny does, it's always fantastic," the "actor" told MTV News. Riiiiiiiiight Orlando, keep telling yourself that you made the choice, not Jerry Bruckheimer, Disney, or everyone else who thought your incessant forehead acting was amusing if all together strange. 

What's next for the Lord of the Rings star? Who knows, and quite frankly I couldn't be arsed looking. My computer will shut down if Google "Orlando Bloom, career". I hope he's made enough money to retire on...