OK Jennifer Lawrence, you better WATCH YOUR BACK. No, like seriously, Kristen Stewart is about to team up with your man for an adaptation of 1984 (blegh) and you can bet your sweet ass she'll fall head over heels for his charming, foppish, British, slightly Robert Pattinson-esque vibe. Will he fall victim to her wiley ways? Well, while we'd hate to see any broken hearts, who wouldn't want to watch as Miss Lawrence goes to town on K-Stew? Ringside seats with popcorn please.
The adaptation will take the name of Equals. But will George Orwell's original brilliance remain in tact? Our hopes aren't sky-high, that's for sure. Speaking with The Associated Press, Stewart revealed how she's actually shitting it. But she always kind of looks like she's shitting it. God only knows who's wife might pounce on her for getting within an inch of their husband on the set of a movie (come ON Liberty Ross, at least egg her gaff or something).
"I can't believe I agreed to do it... I'm terrified of it. Though it's a movie with a really basic concept, it's overtly ambitious... It's a love story of epic, epic, epic proportion," she added. "I'm scared... I trust Drake's process and I know we will do something really natural and real," Stewart said. "But I told Drake, 'Don't expect that I am going to be able to do this. It's too hard.' But he wouldn't take 'no' for an answer. I've given directors disclaimers before, but never this much."
You've given them more than disclaimers, WHA!
Sorry.
