Grey's Anatomy star Eric Dane has signed on to the Christina Aguilera musical, Burlesque. The actor will join (the always brilliant) Stanley Tucci, Cam Gigandet, Kristen Bell and Alan Cumming in the flick, which will also see an appearance from Cher, or whatever drag queen is now masquerading as the diva. According to Variety, the film centres on Ali, "an ambitious small-town girl with a big-town voice (Aguilera in her first film role) who finds love, family and success in a neo-burlesque club. Dane will play Marcus, a charming, successful businessman who offers to buy Tess (Cher) out of the burlesque club and vies for Ali's heart." At the risk of sounding like a perv, I'm just looking forward to seeing Kristen Bell in that outfit; no, I don’t get out much.