It was all going down on The Naas Road yesterday what with Colin and Rachel holding hands on the set of The Lobster.
Indeed, when we first heard they'd be shooting a film together we thought - "Ooooh, that'd make for a steamy pairing - watch out, Daniel Craig, etc. etc." Sadly reality sometimes doesn't quite live up to expectation. Colin, I hope you're getting paid handsomely to pour yourself into those pants.
As previously reported, you can also expect to see John C. Reilly, Olivia Coleman, Ashley Benson and the likes knocking around the inner city for the coming months as they're all part of the cast.
The film itself apparently is a "dystopian love story" which is set "in the near future." A concept we're a bit at odds with given the hair sprouting from Colin's head in general. If you're struggling with the term "dystopian" at this hour of the morning, The Hollywood Reporter have something resembling a plotline: "Single people, according to the rules of The City, are arrested and transferred to The Hotel and are obliged to find a mate within 45 days. If they fail, they are transformed into an animal of their choosing and released into The Woods."
I'm guessing Colin would choose to be a badger. Just a hunch.