Not to namedrop or anything but I've met 32 year old Chris Pine (and held on to his hand mid handshake a little longer than was probably appropriate); to say he is easy on the eye is an understatement. That is, until he sports a beard like this one. Which brings us back to the whole 'make you or break you' nature of facial hair, which Aoife has explored in depth over in Man Cave.
Thankfully this is not Chris Pine gone mad, rocking a Ming the Merciless/terrorist caricature look, this is for a movie. Called Stretch. Suppose if he wants to carve out a career as an actor who can do more than look pretty in outer space, he's going to have to ugly up.
The actor was snapped sporting an outfit you'd most likely find gathering dust in the memorabilia piles for Dumb and Dumber, an orange tracksuit with matching, hideous loafers. Starring fellow ridebag Patrick Wilson, along Ed Helms and Brooklyn Decker, with cameos from Ray Liotta and David Hasselhoff (as themselves), action comedy Stretch sounds like a good'un.
With the pretty awesome Joe Carnahan at the helm, Wilson takes centre stage here as a limo driver with one remaining job to pay off some serious bills to a bookie, while Pine stars as some greasy looking millionaire who offers to help Wilson out of his financial strife by presenting him with a series of random, kooky requests.
Thankfully, Patrick Wilson's pleasant face remains unscathed. Stretch is expected to get a release date mid 2014.
