All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Michael Fassbender didn't go on one at the BAFTA after party thanks to her chaperones: "'Michael came with his parents, and didn't drink,” said a spy at a Le Baron Weinstein Co. fete. Also at the bash were Best Actress Oscar nominees Viola Davis and Meryl Streep, who celebrated together"... That Paul McCartney and Nancy Shevell dropped by the Beverly Hilton hotel to deposit some flowers at the makeshift memorial for Whitney Houston... TMZ reports: "Paul and Nancy dropped a bouquet of yellow roses at the scene, shook hands with some of Whitney's fans at the memorial and talked about how much they loved the late singer. We're told the fans tried to compliment Paul on his performance at the Grammy Awards last night... but Paul brushed off the praise... insisting, 'This is about Whitney, not me'"... That Olivier Martinez was pulled over by police in front of Nahla's school: "Olivier was pulled over for having no front license plate, and no current registration stickers"... That everyone's still talking about Shakira getting accosted by a sea lion... That Adele is taking five years off to "focus on her relationship" of not even five months... That Hugh Hefner's son's been arrested for assault... That Piddy has been hospitalised after "partying at the Playboy Mansion"... That Evanna Lynch got herself an invite to The Simpsons 500th Episode Celebration in Hollywood last night...