All I Know Is that There Were Rumours...
That TMZ are still banging on about the amount of Irish Googling "Kim Kardashian's sex tape" over the weekend. So, the Irish like watching a bit of Howsyerfather by ourselves... where's the surprise... Apologies for shattering (all over) the diddle-idle American stereotype, TMZ ;-)... That Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries' wedding cost $17million... That Kris Humphries family flew back to their native Minnestoa via economy class... That Humphries's team mates care currently calling him Kate Middleton... That the John who makes up Jedward got into trouble in the Big Brother house yesterday for pulling out of Amy Childs' bikini bottoms... The Mail reports: "Having decided to host their own chat show in the living room, the impatient 19-year-olds demanded their fellow housemates drop what they were doing immediately to watch the 'show'. However, bikini-clad Amy suggested they watch it later because she and the other housemates were enjoying relaxing in the sun. As twins John and Edward repeatedly whined for their housemates to watch them 'now', their impatience soon spilled over into the inappropriate 'joke'. John rushed forward to Amy and grabbed her pink polka-dot bikini bottom, flashing her backside to those nearby." That committed superhero Darren Lyons was quick to jump to the lady's defence: That's bloody disgraceful. Apologise, you don't to that to a woman... Whether or not they've got the minds of a two-year-old or not. They need to learn"... The bird married to the politician replied: "I'm not defending them, but I don't think they meant any harm. I just don't think they engaged their brain"... Note she said "brain"... When John tried to apologise to Amy, she responded with "What you did, babe, like literally, I haven't even toned up my bum or anything, like... just don't do it ever again", before agreeing to partake in a pretend marriage ceremony with him... Coz that's television...
