All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That all Ashley Cole's hard work to win back the missus - like buying miniature dogs and floatation devices - has all gone down the crapper 'cause he's after being photographed swinging out of some blonde in Hollywood's Colony Club: "A series of girls were allowed into the area they were sitting in. Ashley was loving the attention. First he was chatting to a brunette, then a blonde. But in the end another blonde caught his eye. They seemed to be getting pretty close. She was touching and hugging him. You'd think he'd be keeping his head down"... That, despite the New York Post saying Scarlett Johansson and Justin Timberlake were spotted together in New York's Kenmare club during the week but "nothing flirtatious happened", The Sun went with a slightly different angle on events: "They were very touchy feely and sat close to one another in a VIP booth along with a few other pals. They hardly looked at their mates when they went to dance because they were so into one another. Contact seemed very natural to the both of them"... That Sandra Bullock has been spotted in the company of George Clooney since his split with Elisabetta Canalis (probably because they're shooting a film in London at the minute)... That Radiohead are playing a surprise gig in Glastonbury sometime this afternoon... Emily Eavis said: "We do have a special guest that's a really big thing for us. It's a band who could potentially be headlining. I don't want to big it up too much or we might have to close the field again!"... That things are still slightly mucky in Worthy Farm... That according to Sky News: "Members of Art Uncut intend to pull a visual stunt to tell singer Bono to 'pay up'. Fellow campaigner Charlie Dewar said: 'U2's multi-million euro tax avoidance is depriving the Irish people at a time when they desperately need income. There is also hypocrisy here with Bono being so well known for his anti-poverty campaigning'"... That Jedward are set to earn £1millon for partaking in Channel 5's reincarnation of Celebrity Big Brother... That Brian Dowling has denied he's been shortlisted to host the show...

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