All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Jessica Alba is a ringing endorsement for motherhood: "I can't ever get down to the weight I was before I had Honor. My body's just different. The jeans just sort of zip up differently, and things hang differently. It's a miracle what happens, but you definitely are different afterward. Unless you're Gisele"... That Carol Vorderman and Sally Lindsay are to fill the shoes of recently axed Kate Thornton and some other buckgawking hen on ITV's Loose Women... That Victoria and David have asked Wills and Kate around to check out their new sprogling when they're all back in the UK... A source speaking to The Sun said: "As soon as they are next in Hertfordshire at Beckingham Palace they want the Duke and Duchess to come to see Harper. It'll be a special moment for David and Victoria." Yep, for David and Victoria... That Vogue Williams is giving up her fabulous life in Dublin for Brian McFadden in Australia... Of Brian attending her first "DJ set" in Aus, she said: "I'm not sure if he's coming. But I've always liked his music (eeeeeeeeeeep). I'm planning to stick to sort of pop and a little bit of electro"... That, of being attractive, Mila Kunis said: "People just take you as that - attractive. People aren't getting the opportunity to move beyond being attractive"... That's because they don't have to, the poor beautiful bastards... That you know you're in the skitter when Kerry Katona's harping on to you re levels of respect: "After everything she has gone through with The X Factor, she is clearly running back to what she feels comfortable with. I hope for Cheryl's sake it works out, but she's going to lose a lot of respect. Don't get me wrong, I would like to fall in love again but I would never get back with an ex. If it didn't work out the first time, why go back for seconds?"... That Kimberly Walsh came home from LA sans Cheryl Cole... That she probably got sick of having to endure dinner dates featuring Derek Hough "poking Cheryl's dimples"...