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The day before last, we briefly reported on the misfortune (or fortune, depending on your life outlook) of Jessie Wallace and how she found out her fiancee was more than a bit of a rogue on the eve of her wedding. She could've found out after she married him. Just sayin'.

After Jessie learned that fiancee number 3, Vince Morse, had slept with his ex-squeeze, sending her illicit snaps and texts saying his relationship with Jessie was all but dead, the bride-to-be called off her nuptials just hours before they were due to kick off. Next thing you know, 'Stacey Slater' and the like are turning up in a full length frock, looking wildly surprised that there ain't no weddin' on. Yep, Jessie's decision was that last minute no one had time to inform the guests that the big day was orf. All Jessie had time to do was stomp around her hotel room, "growling"...

One hotel guest told The Sun: "I've never heard anything like it. She was wailing in grief then growling in rage. She kept screaming, 'How could he humiliate me like this? How could he do it'? Her friends were calling him a w**ker and telling her to be strong. But she was a woman in pieces. It must be one of the worst things that can happen to a bride - on the eve of her wedding, too. EastEnders couldn't have written a better script."

So what did Vince do exactly? Well he reportedly sent his ex, Karen Somethingorother, a picture of "Jessie in a black basque with her breasts exposed. An accompanying message read: "This is what you will get x". OK. Not exactly sure who he was trying to appeal to there, but people do stupid things when they're horny.

Anyway, now, in true Kat Slater style, Jessie has asked that all the wedding flowers to be delivered to her house in Surrey "so she can watch them die"... Yet another Sun source said: "Vince has been calling and texting Jessie night and day since the split. Jessie has had enough and told him she will call the police and report him for harassment if he carries on. She wants nothing more to do with him. She is so angry she wanted all the wedding flowers just so she could watch them die. To her Vince is as dead as the flowers."

Also spare a thought for the £18,000 worth of champagne, the £400k magazine deal, and the poor singing Elvis who also got dumped yesterday...