Moss, mud and Winstone in a onesie... it can only be a bumper Glastonbury gallery. Well, at least they looked like they were enjoying themselves, unlike Bono who reportedly wanted to unleash the contents of his stomach on several occasions during U2's Friday night headliner.
Speaking afterwards with "strict" Jo Whiley(while the three remaining members of U2 looked like they wanted the couch to grow tenfold and swallow them whole, for whatever reasons. It was like Bono was The Arc and the rest of them were the parting Red Sea), Bono said: "Whenever you see me giving up a lot of attitude that means I'm terrified. I felt like I was going to retch at the side of the stage." The nausea probably hit rather hard when he caught sight of a large protest inflatable offering the slogan "U PAY YOUR TAX 2?" bouncing about the audience.
In other news, Kate Moss got a strop on when she was unable to gain entry to watch Pulp perform at the Park Stage. Capacity was breached a good half an hour before Mr. Cocker and Co. took to the stage so there was no more room for her and her flurry of followers.
Moss not being given the run of Worthy Farm for once wasn't the strangest occurrence however, it involved Beyonce and her turn being the first woman to ever headline the Pyramid Stage (so naturally enough she proudly had half her hoop and other bits hanging out...) In short, where in the name of Jaysis did Tricky spring forth from? Did he just bump into her back stage and start murmuring "Here OI'm from these ports, me babby, I you bringz me on stage wiv you, they crowd'll be well chuffed." Then he just trotted on, bounced up and down, mumbled inaudible, attempted to dance sexy with her when she realised he bore no other function, and the he disappeared as quickly and as weirdly as he arrived... mental.
Also in this gallery: TV On The Radio, Paul Simon, Eels, Jessie J, Coldplay, Tinie Tempah, Morrissey, Plan B, John Rocha(avec Gavin Friday but WENN didn't pick up on him), Ali Hewson, Mumford and Sons, BB King, Bright Eyes in Frodo's cape, Biffy Clyro, Alexa Chung, Alex Turner, Henry Holland, Pixie Geldof, Kaiser Chiefs, Wayne and Coleen Rooney, Professor Brian Cox, The Wombles... and more.
