Thumbnails are misleading. Particularly for the resident males in the office. There they all were, first thing this morning, priming themselves for the recently posted Georgia Salpa and Fades St. Girls' "Catwalk to Killimanjaro" gallery, and what is the first vision to greet them? Geraldine off The Apprentice.
Needless to say, most of the reactions were of the "WTF" variety. A more memorable one was "Christ, what's happened to Georgia Salpa?!" Being female, I was quick to mumble something about it not all being about the package, and its not her fault Mother Nature gifted her a McDonalds sign for eyebrows... but then I let myself absorb the sheer magnificence of the dress.
Button.Tastic. There's even additional buttons... There's ruching and piping and frills and pleats and even a slit. There's miscellaneous straps and drop sleeves. It's 70s yet 80s yet milkmaid yet gymnast yet bar wench. It's got those aforementioned extra buttons. It's baby pink. It's everything and yet nothing at all.
But enough of the existential ponderings. There is only one question to ask: if she was to herd herself up Killimanjaro, what in the name of Jaysis would she be wearing...
Sadly she's not one of the souls trekking up a massive mountain for charity, but hats off to those who are. If Cheryl Cole can do it while hearing her then hubby was arrested for being drunk and disorderly, anyone can.
