Well, some of them are, some of them aren't.
We've already addressed the likes of Katy Perry and P Diddy, but it wasn't enough for them. Yesterday, Perry teetered around Paris in Chinese Throwing Star heels and horrendous roots while stoically clasping a girl's hand. By the by, that's obviously some kind of WACKY! take on a French manicure, but it just looks like gak under her toenails. Toenails of a dead person.
Meanwhile, Diddy made Leigh Lezark feel rather uncomfortable. Like really rather uncomfortable. He's like that uncle who sprawled his legs so wide in the back of your parent's Nissan Cherry that you had no option but to sit on his knee. Look how squished they all are...
Rosario Dawson thankfully dismantled her Heidi braid, but then ruined it all by launching into a Singing In The Rain tap dance at the first opportunity.
Celebrities who managed to keep it low key were Dianna Agron, Gwyneth Paltrow, Louise Bourgoin, Miranda Kerr and Sarah Jessica Parker. OK, so here she opted for tan-coloured long gloves and a bedspread, which created a bit off a buzz - but then she stuck a strapless black bra on under a white lace jobbie and all hell broke loose.
Abbey Clancy tried to keep it classy (although looking at her sets off a bout of sneezing; her ensemble reminds me of feather filled sateen pillows *scratches eyes*), while Natalia Vodianova came as the grassy knoll from In The Night Garden which is currently housing the spirit of Zippy.
