It's Monday. The weather this summer has not been conducive to much male nakedness. Here are but two reasons as to why you deserve to look at some half naked buff sorts holidaying in sunnier parts of the planet.

May we present to you David Beckham. Unfortunately he's very covered up, but Mr. Diego Forlan's offering more than compensates.

If topless rock stars are more your bag, why not ogle The Fray guitarist Joe King lapping up the rays on Miami Beach. Or, if all these toned and tanned physiques are too alien to handle, there's always Gary Barlow holidaying with Jason Donovan gingerly making their way around a yacht in some very familiar damp, clingy, overly-long and generally uncomplimentary Bermuda shorts.

Yep, that's more like it *sighs*