Hang about, this actually is a shocker - of sorts. Or just rather ironic. Or just very obvious. Meh, I can't be hewped deciding which.

There was Holly Madison, and the other two broads Ryan 'Satan Lives Here' Seacrest saw fit to give individual TV shows to, all wanting to marry him a few years back. Then he got the dodgy twins in, and finally - after saying he'd never marry again (mostly to Holly) - Hugh popped the coveted question at Crystal Harris. Why, he's ancient; a few years with the wet wipes and she'd be set for life. What every person who basis their existence solely on their exterior dreams of?! A future of Anna Nicole Smith proportions beckoned!!

And then, Crystal did the unthinkable/very obvious given the 60 year age gap... she called it a day, but not before they'd presumably spent a wedge on the wedding preparations... The 25-year-old was due to marry the Playboy founder in a ceremony at the Playboy Mansion on Saturday, June 18th, but with just four days notice, the news of their split came when Hefner posted a message on his Twitter page. Harris later took to her official website to confirm the news. She said: "After much deep reflection and thought I have decided to end my engagement with Hef. I have the utmost respect for Hef and wish him the best going forward (um to where?). I hope the media will give each of us the privacy we deserve during this time."

So, she saw sense. Or she just saw something she reeeeaaaallly didn't want to see which'll haunt her for the rest of her days *shudders*. Or what Kellier said below (see comments).

Unsurprisingly, the vultures have started circling.