It's been at least two weeks since the array of popular Americans celebrated themselves, hence the presence of last night's uber prestigious American Music Awards. Justin Bieber won four, need we say more.

There's a full list of winners and gallery of who attended below. We have Heidi Klum; Jessica Alba, Rihanna's gradual metamorphosis into a clot; Willow Smith's metamorphosis into Rihanna circa 2009, but with added crotch; Miley Cyrus proving her crotch has magnetic powers; Christina Milian and Avril Lavigne letting the world know they're still alive; Kei$ha playing it subtle; a pregnant Pink; Taylor Swift's new do; Katy Perry's amazingly bendy legs; Kelly Osbourne's dwindling body; costume changes by Fergie (A and B) and Natasha bleedin' Bedingfield (A and B); Bubbles getting overly excited with a very pointy award; and this eyesore.

Favorite Soul/R&B Album: Usher, Raymond v. Raymond
Favorite Pop Rock Band/Duo/Group: The Black Eyed Peas
Favorite Country Female Artist: Taylor Swift
Favorite Latin Music Artist: Shakira
Favorite Soul/R&B Female Artist: Rihanna
Favorite Country Male Artist: Brad Paisley
Favorite Breakthrough Artist: Justin Bieber
Favorite Pop/Rock Male Artist: Justin Bieber
Favorite Country Band/Duo/Group: Lady Antebellum
Favorite Alternative Rock Music Artist: Muse
Favorite Adult Contemporary Music Artist: Michael Bublé
Favorite Soul/R&B Male Artist: Usher
Favorite Artist of the Year: Justin Bieber
Favorite Country Album: Carrie Underwood, Play On
Favorite Rap/Hip-Hop Male Artist: Eminem
Favorite Pop/Rock Album: Justin Bieber, My World 2.0
Favorite Pop/Rock Female Artist: Lady Gaga
Favorite Contemporary Inspirational Artist: MercyMe
Favorite Rap/Hip-Hop Album: Eminem, Recovery
Favorite Soundtrack Album: Glee: The Music, Volume 3 Showstoppers