Weeeellll. At least someone put a bit of effort in. There are no less than 336 photos in WENN of last night's Harry Potter and The Whatever Comes After His Name This Time: Par t1 premiere in London, and I can safely ascertain that about 220 of them are of Emma Watson. What a little stunner, and yes - the dress is transparent. As for Daniel and Rupert; there's approximately 10 photos of them - namely because they're standing in the vicinity of Emma Watson.

The remaining photographs naturally comprise of the guests and additional cast members. See, we have the Irish fellah; the nasty fellah; this one; this other pretty one; the Weasley twins with their natural hue; Helena Bonham Carter looking scarier than usual; Imelda Staunton; John Hurt as an autograph hunting flasher; Warwick Davis and his family; Clemence Posey representing the Amish community; Jamie Campbell Bower's hurty foot (nice varnish); Bonnie Wright dressed as Dawn French; Neville Longbottom; and someone who's reported as being Evanna Lynch... What in the name of Jaysis has happened to Luna Lovegood...

As for the rest, we have the women whose brain sprung all this palaver; Damian Lewis; eh, Lisa Marie Presley; Chloe Mortez getting to act her age; Theo Walcott; the remaining X Factor contestants (Katie, Cher, Mary, One Direction, Paige being throttled by a stoat, Rebecca, and Wagner); and Konnie Huq clearly taking the mick out of Emma. No, really, she is.