This is not 'The Notebook 2' people want, but it's the one we deserve.

Ryan Reynolds joined Conan for his show as he sojourns in New York's Apollo theater last night and while everyone expected Reynolds to talk 'Deadpool 2', he had a very different sequel up his sleeve.

Behold the majesty of 'The Notebook 2', starring Reynolds and O'Brien, which is not actually a sequel but more a remake of the original with two very, eh, enthusiastic leads.

And you thought 2016 was done shitting on your fave...