The verbal prowess of Parks and Recreation's Nick Offerman is about to brighten up your day. True enough, the interview kicks off in a ropey manner, but then its like his brain kicks into this amazing structured thought process involving all of the above - along with "shaved beavers in the wild" and "swampy atmospheres" that should be present around all mens' nether areas.
Warning - Offerman murmuring "hot musk" while talking about how many knives he's kept on his person will send you all adither for the rest of the day.