Never mind the dress honed from liquid loveliness (it's backless.... you can really see it when she walks behind Jimmy's desk, before she pats him on the ass. Yes, there's ass patting, and SO much more), who knew Nicole Kidman had such a cracking personality?!

I can't recall the last time I saw her being interviewed, we're more accustomed to seeing her face in a state of stasis on a red carpet, but I don't remember her being this funny? If I were Jimmy, I'd be orchestrating some kind of illicit candlelit affair involving brie, salteens, and "old Chinese food" immediately. . It's a long video, but try watch it 'til the end; The SEXUAL TENSION IS SO PALPABLE they actually make reference to it.

We haven't willed someone to have an affair this much since Homer met Michelle Pfeiffer's Mindy in The Simpsons.