Between this and JLaw's new lipstick ad, the good people at Dior have been fierce busy releasing ads for their wares over the last few days.
Much like Jennifer Lawrence's ad, this "director's cut" of Depp's endeavours features a number of clipped, monosyllabic, mysterious mumblings. Luckily for us, this video comes furnished with subtitles, so the real gravitas of the script writing can be felt.
Unfortunately, Johnny doesn't utter the immortal line "Jadarrrrrrrrrgh Dior" at any point. You can't blame us for willing it to happen.
