Colin Farrell had some business to take care of before shooting his first ever sex scene in a movie.

The actor recently appeared on Ellen Degeneres’ show and had the host and audience in stitches laughing for the ‘Celebrity Confessions’ segment when he talked about transforming his ‘retro bush’ into a ‘lovely little landing strip.’

Farrell, who next stars in The Beguiled opposite Nicole Kidman, Kirsten Dunst and Elle Fanning, told the story to raise money for charity.

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