You know how it goes - you're a party with Beyonce, someone tries to bite your face, and then Tiffany Haddish tries to step up and slap said face-biter but has to be talked down by Beyonce.

These are all just standard, everyday things that are so trivial that we're sort of semi-embarrassed we're even talking about it. Anyway, the story originated when Haddish gave an interview to GQ where she discussed a party in which she and Beyonce bonded over their mutual hatred of someone who was off their face on drugs and trying to eat Beyonce's face.

Literally. As Haddish tells it, "Beyoncé's at the bar, so I said to Beyoncé, ‘Did she really bite you?’ She was like, ‘Yeah.’ I was like, ‘She gonna get her ass beat tonight.’ She was like, ‘Tiffany, no. Don't do that. That bitch is on drugs. She not even drunk. The bitch is on drugs. She not like that all the time. Just chill.’"

So, as these things go, the quote was posted on Twitter and the omnipresent Chrissy Teigen appeared to spill the tea /  beans / whatever on the story.

Behold, the Twitter exchange that started a thousand blind gossip articles.

The first person to be ruled out by Teigen herself was Gwyneth Paltrow, so she's out. Obviously, we can't possibly speculate so please do that for us in the comments.

 

Via Twitter