Kim wasn't with him, obvs, she had a crochet catsuit to wriggle into (we'll be casting an eye over the red carpet in a mo, do stay tuned, etc). Indeed Kanye and his crew fancied horsing into "spicy rice" before performing / posing up a storm at last night's BRIT Awards (all the deets available in Music News).

After a meal fit for Genius, he then reportedly hopped onto a table at the Greenwich O2 outlet of Nandos in front of his increasingly quivering co-diners and shouted "If you want a picture with me, now is your chance!" He then smiled and everything, which is surprising given everyone assembled promptly turned their backs on him to get into a selfie. 

As expected, Twitter/Social Meedja at large commenced full meltdown mode.

No doubt the chants of Yeezus spurred him on...

 Some people were more impressed than others...